Grab yer boots, cowboy — this one’s hot! Take cover because our flagship sauce is the bomb bomb dot com. So good we had to name it twice, so dang hot you might explode the commode. Ride that porcelain pony, partner! It’s a play on our name, get it? If you don’t, well — yeehaw, I guess.

Let’s risk it all for the brisket, y’all. Rev up those taste buds, we’re goin’ for a ride. They say love is a burning thing but those folks haven’t tasted this bad boy. “The ramp isn’t big enough,”  “We’re not gonna make it,” “This food product isn’t FDA approved,” Shut up, kid, we’re goin’ out in a blaze of glory.

Brush all you want, this flavor’s here to stay. You don’t want to know what happened to the 1 out of 10 dentists that disagreed, do you? Here’s a hint, wise guy:  This sauce is the boss and you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’ if you think otherwise.